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Post by PAISLEY on Sept 21, 2006 12:33:16 GMT
Will the real Tt 'Maddy' please stand up.....
I have some breaking news for all the 'Maddy' fans out there...... maddy is infact.....an ALIEN! Born ''septloutoplump' she was brought down from mars and placed on the Tt door step in a last atempt at raising alien profile here on planet earth, this is where they gave her the name 'maddy'..... so far its only obvious to those that are close to her and know her really well, when we are in the Tt house at night, she removes her human disguise and roams the house in her natural alien state..... i thought it was about time her true fans knew the truth... but please dont treat her any differently... she is after all.... one of us now.
Thank you for reading.
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Post by ttorriamum on Sept 21, 2006 13:42:25 GMT
now I come to think - uuuummmmm!! I've never seen Maddy and ET in the same place!!
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Post by NATZ on Sept 21, 2006 16:23:50 GMT
hahahaha thats about right
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Post by MADDY on Sept 21, 2006 22:00:35 GMT
ok so she's officially flipped.............unfortunately princess 'pee' i was here way b4 u so 'suck it' xxxxxxxx
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Post by Lally Looper on Sept 22, 2006 11:16:56 GMT
I'm not so sure Paisley is as crazy as Maddy says! An alien wud deny the fact they were an alien! ummm! Her head is shaped a bit funny too! And that tongue! x
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Post by MADDY on Sept 22, 2006 11:27:08 GMT
reet u two! i am not denying i may be a bit odd! aliens ok! but this alien can kick some female ass-so watch ooot! lazer beams on my heeeed!
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Post by MADDY on Sept 22, 2006 11:30:19 GMT
oh and for all the 'paisley' fans out there- paisley is really infact a highland cow by the name of morag (you may remember her from the bbc programme FULLY BOOKED) since then she appeared on extreme makeover and had her face improved and some of her udder removed and unfortunately hasnt yet completed her course of electrolysis! keep on in there old gal! xxxxx
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Post by PAISLEY on Sept 22, 2006 12:00:19 GMT
haha, thats the funniest thing iv read in ages! haha... i do remember that programme fully booked! But you have it wrong maddy... i am infact a haggis... from the hills of the highlands... that cow was a distant relation to me, on my cousins side (dont ask.... a cow and a sheep... they were left together one night, should never of happened... its just wrong!) but not actually me! i decend from sheep not cows! silly maddy!
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Post by MADDY on Sept 22, 2006 21:10:46 GMT
really? i thought maybe if it was owt wooly-itd be a mammoth!
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Post by ttorriamum on Sept 24, 2006 9:36:25 GMT
now now you two ( Paiz & Madz) calm down, calm down!! you can both stop claiming to be summat special - we all know what kind of "special" you ARE!! Its the type of special that requires those around you to be "kind", "patient" and "tolerant"!!
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Post by NATZ on Sept 24, 2006 9:38:15 GMT
hahahahaha! omg im so amused
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Post by NATZ on Sept 24, 2006 10:48:10 GMT
ok ok enough is enough, i will lock this topic now before everyone accuses everyone of belonging in a madhouse
lol natz xx
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